At least, according to the Japanese. I will never cease to be amazed at the lengths the Japanese go to to remain hygenic and free from germs. Those electric bidets you’ve heard about on toilets to wash your butt? Totally true. They’re even tailored to your gender, and will wash your privates according to where they’re *ahem* placed. You can control the speed, temperature of the water, power of the jet and after you’ve washed yourself content, you can then blowdry your behind so it’s as fresh as a baby’s bottom.
I was too chicken to try it, after P mistakenly pressed the female button and got a spray in the wrong direction. But my Japanese friends tell me that they swear by them, and once you’ve tried it once, you can’t go back. Strange addiction, wouldn’t you say?